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Bonnie and Lily are expecting...something

This is Part 3 in the Lily and Bonnie OnlyFans stunt series. Read Part 1 and Part 2

“I’m super excited to livestream the birth, it should just fly out at this point.”
- Bonnie Blue

The two OnlyFans creators who went, um, head-to-head for the record for the most sexual partners in one day have both announced they’re pregnant.

Lily Phillips, who went viral for having sex with 100 men, posted a picture of her belly along with a pregnancy test. Bonnie Blue, who claims to have had sex with over 1,000 men, reposted a tweet alleging she was expecting. Both announcements quickly went viral. US Weekly, E! Online, and Daily Mail rushed to report on them. Even Maury Povich chimed in to joke about paternity tests.

Both women responded to the onslaught of attention with funny, trolling posts: Bonnie posted a clip from her 1,000-man video, pulling out a condom stuck in her vagina, captioned “OOPS.” Lily posted a nude captioned, “I couldn’t tell you how many creampies I’ve had this month.”

There was no way to verify whether these announcements were real, but both seemed to come at very convenient times. Lily was doing damage control after a behind-the-scenes documentary showed her weeping after her 100 men shoot. Bonnie had just released the trailer for her 1,000-man video.

Neither woman has released their infamous videos, months after making headlines. In the meantime, both have amassed followers, subscribers, press—and, of course, cash. Most of these posts—including the tweet announcements—can be monetized. Bonnie’s “announcement” alone had 60 million views on Twitter.

Familiar with this cycle of stunts by now, I waited a bit before sending out this newsletter. And lo and behold, the “truth” came to light this week. Bonnie was not pregnant. She had simply been mistaken for Lily by a large Twitter gossip account and ran with it. She then announced that she was using the money she made from the viral pregnancy stunt to fund someone else’s IVF journey. She has yet to specify who.

Lily announced yesterday that she was not pregnant either. She had simply filmed a pregnancy roleplay porn. “A subscriber was telling me his wife struggles to feel sexy now that she’s pregnant, so this video is for them.” After fueling the fake pregnancy story for weeks, both women positioned themselves as just sweet girls doing something nice.

And then they moved on to the next stunt. Lily announced her first-ever “Nursing Home Gangbang” with a few septuagenarians. Bonnie put out a call to find a barely legal boy with the smallest penis to film with, and in exchange, she’ll pay for his college tuition. It doesn’t matter if those videos are ever released. Porn has become just a subsidiary in the attention economy.

So many questions remain. As these porn stunts escalate, where is this going?

How do their fantasy-girl-next-door looks grant them the privilege to play with these taboos? Are they creating or becoming an attention vortex? Is there a difference any longer?

How long before these stunts are cited as evidence to make porn illegal? Project 2025 aims to criminalize all pornography… Are we witnessing the end of porn or merely a new kind, where the sex itself is secondary?

There will undoubtedly be more chapters in the Bonnie and Lily saga. Will any of us care, and what will it say about us when we don’t?

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